Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
3pm strippers are depressing
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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