umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
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Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
There are leaves in my underwear?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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