Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Is it penis luge time yet?
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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