I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Everclear isn't food dammit
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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