Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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