Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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