what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
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Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
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We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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