i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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