Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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