so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
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If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
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He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
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