I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
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For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
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Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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