it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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