She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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