we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
