How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I deserve this hangover.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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