You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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