i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
