Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
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i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
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For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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