You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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