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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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