I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
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My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
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Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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