I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
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The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
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that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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