dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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