My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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