We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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