You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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