It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
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