sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
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My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I am one with the molecules
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
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Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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