After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Randomize
