and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
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We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
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I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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