I want to stick my p in your. b.
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
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I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
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I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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