Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Randomize
