it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
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I was told my cock was a religious experience.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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