i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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