But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
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James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
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I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Text me some of your sweat
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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