Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
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