I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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