I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
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i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
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They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
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