he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
