I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
my being single is dangerous.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
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what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
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I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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