How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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