Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
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thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
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Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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