This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
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People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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