It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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