just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
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Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
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The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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