Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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