She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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