We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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