yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
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