This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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