Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
