idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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