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say what?
wanna hang out?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
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I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
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I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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