Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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