ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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