yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
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She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
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that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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