He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
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birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
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I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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